I'm a veteran of the USAR, proud mom of a Marine & 2 other kids. I tend to reblog lots of stuff - LOTR, Hiddleston, Skyrim, Halo, and whatever else I find funny and/or noteworthy. My current obsession is Mass Effect (yes, I hate the ending; I ship Shenko (male & female), Shakarian, and Shrios, although not necessarily in that order) and struggling to finish the (literally) dozens of fanfics I have started for that franchise. And one of these days, I'm going to learn how to make gifs, dammit, so I can contribute to the craziness, too.

 

Kaidan Porn Week: March 14th - March 22nd

bioticbooty:

The responses were overwhelmingly in favor of option two, so here’s the announcement a day early! Get ready for smut, porn, fluff, and kisses :)

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What a way to start my weekend… I can’t stop grinning!

sreddish:

irishily:

kiarazuri:

phantom-quantum:

sonotaghostkid:

This is really not okay.
I think some people fail to realize that men can be sexually assaulted, too, and not just by other men. This girl shoves him against the wall and slaps him three fucking times when he pushes her away. Heck, he has to push her away twice before she backs off for a moment. Then she goes right back to kissing him.
If the genders were reversed, everyone on this site would be flipping a shit. And if anyone dares to tell me that it’s different when a girl does it to a guy, I will personally write you a three-page essay on why it is still not okay.



I’m just going to REBLOG this all the fucking time

I SWEAR I WILL ALWAYS REBLOG THIS.

sreddish:

irishily:

kiarazuri:

phantom-quantum:

sonotaghostkid:

This is really not okay.

I think some people fail to realize that men can be sexually assaulted, too, and not just by other men. This girl shoves him against the wall and slaps him three fucking times when he pushes her away. Heck, he has to push her away twice before she backs off for a moment. Then she goes right back to kissing him.

If the genders were reversed, everyone on this site would be flipping a shit. And if anyone dares to tell me that it’s different when a girl does it to a guy, I will personally write you a three-page essay on why it is still not okay.

I’m just going to REBLOG this all the fucking time

I SWEAR I WILL ALWAYS REBLOG THIS.

(Source: hollabackhoe)

roivas-alenko:

betahydri:

$475.00… damn.

I want to be rich T.T

I got my income tax refund…  I am very seriously considering getting this for myself.  I don’t give a rat’s ass that it’s a man’s jacket, either.

roivas-alenko:

betahydri:

$475.00… damn.

I want to be rich T.T

I got my income tax refund… I am very seriously considering getting this for myself. I don’t give a rat’s ass that it’s a man’s jacket, either.

imagineyuorotp:

Imagine your OTP taking the Hobbits to Isengard.

OMG - I snorted. Multiple times. I wish I could draw - I’d so make this happen.

pepsimalibu:

MASS EFFECT 30 DAY CHALLENGE

DAY 9 Favourite Romance

Charr x Ereba

“Oh Blue Rose of Illium, let your roots dig deep into the hot soil of Tuchanka. Let our scorching sun and sheeting rain turn your supple beauty into strength. For if our love is to survive, it must grow thorns to pierce the hand of any that would uproot it!”

“Blue Rose of Illium, you have blossomed in a tower of glass and plastic. But beauty under glass is untested and weak. Where are your honored dead, to fertilize the ground that you might grow strong? On the rocky plains of Tuchanka, I will build you a garden from the bones of my ancestors.”

“Blue Rose of Illium, leave eternity unembraced and grapple in the glorious struggle that is us, here and now! I am speechless, not with blood rage, but with love, and I stand here, humble and mute, to offer you a home. Come to me, Blue Rose of Illium. Let our three hearts beat as two.”

I shipped it from the get go. A krogan poet declaring his love for  a beautiful asari, who’s afraid that he only wants babies? Who, in the end, trusts and loves him so much that she moves back to Tuchanka with him even though the she feels alienated? And he’s so infatuated, he’s like the Krogan Romeo. They’re one of my highlights of Mass Effect 2. I had no idea that they would be included in Mass Effect 3.

When I received the ‘Krogan’s Dying Message’  mission, I had a bad feeling. It was to an asari, and I guessed it was referring to my OTP. But nothing prepared me to actually HEAR the message. Another beautiful piece of poetry, which pretty much confirmed that yes, Charr was in love with Ereba, not just the baby that she she offered: AND THEY WERE MARRIED AND OH MY GOD:

O Blue rose of Ilium,if these humble words reach you, then I have joined my ancestors,

My dream was to be by your side, a weed beside your beauty, twining together in the warm Tuchanka sun,

But if my last days must be with krannt instead of kindness,still, I will remember the perfume of your scent, and the soft touch of your petals,

Let my broken bones build a wall around your garden, so you and the flower we planted together can grow safe and strong.

OH MY GOD.


Out of all the things I cried about in Mass Effect 3, that was the one that hurt me the most. My OTP, Bioware. yes it was beautifully done, but it HURT. This is the best/worst thing you can do to an OTP. I had to turn off the game for a while and sob.

BTW it is NO BETTER if you break them up. Charr will still write his dying message, but refers to their break up,and it is still sad.

My daughter leaves the room every time I deliver that message to Ereba. They are so damn adorable… and it’s heartbreaking to watch/listen to.

(Source: flossybuff)

spicyshimmy:

you know, no matter how old i get, no matter how many video games i play, no matter how much time passes, i will literally never be over ‘i was lost without you’

I downloaded the sheet music & play it on the piano all the time.

I have seen the various endings to Mass Effect 3 numerous times. Grand total is probably around at least 8 (and that’s just me playing my various Sheps; it doesn’t count the times my sons have played through or the YouTube videos I’ve seen). And even though I know what’s coming - that pained look on Kaidan’s face, Garrus saying, “And you’ve got to be kidding me”, Joker not wanting to leave - I cry. Every fucking time. It’s even to a point where I mist up a little even listening to the soundtrack because I know exactly what’s going on in the game when I hear those songs. At least I don’t cry when I’m playing “I Was Lost Without You” on the piano…..

iguanamouth:

cats tho

Well, I don’t do the drawing bit… but the cat on my lap/laptop is definitely me.

"not yet… not yet…"

My youngest son told me about this part (I always save everyone… no one dies on my watch) and told me not to watch it. Of course, I had to. A box of Kleenex later, I was saying a lot of bad words and letting BioWare know just what I thought of them. I could never write the script for something like this. I’m too damn emotionally attached to these characters.

(Source: kerigann)